If I were a month I would be: December
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day I would be: Nine pm.
If I were a planet I would be: Mercury
If I were a sea animal I would be: A cetacean, because they are all beautiful and gentle
If I were a direction I would be: North
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A vanity
If I were a sin I would be: Greed
If I were a historical figure I would be: Dante Alighieri
If I were a liquid I would be: Coffee
If I were a tree I would be: Evergreen
If I were a flower/plant I would be: Freesia
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Snow
If I were a musical instrument I would be: A Piano
If I were an animal I would be: Tabby cat
If I were a color I would be: Violet
If I were a vegetable I would be: A Potato
If I were a sound I would be: Sobs
If I were an element I would be: Ice
If I were a car I would be: Hummer
If I were a song I would be: My December by Linkin Park
If I were a movie I would be directed by: Gary Sinise
If I were a book I would be written by: Miki
If I were a food I would be: Sushi
If I were a place I would be: real - Dublin imagined - Minas Tirith
If I were a material I would be: Velour
If I were a taste I would be: Strawberry
If I were a scent I would be: Peony
If I were a word I would be: Enigmatic
If I were an object I would be: A Novel (with many random pages unrelating to each other)
If I were a body part I would be: Lips
If I were a facial _expression I would be: Raising one eyebrow; Sardonic
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Kakashi (so what if he's male?)
If I were a shape I would be a: Diamond
If I were a number I would be: 9